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1a.: Halloween Humor From: Lady Nightshayde

2.: Astrology Thursday - New Moon From: LadyHawk

3a.: Re: Who is Sam Hain? From: Raven )O(

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1a.: Halloween Humor

Posted by: "Lady Nightshayde" LadyNightshayde9@aol.com nightshayde99

Wed Oct 6, 2010 11:34 pm (PDT)

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day
At the office.
"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.
"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice
Home cooked meal?" she asks sweetly.
"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry!
I don't wanna eat! All right!
Is that all right with you?
Can't I come home from work and just do my own
Thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?"
At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and
Throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.
Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon
And says to herself...
"Well, I guess it's that time of the month!"

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard
And all of a sudden he hears some music.
No one is around, so he starts searching
For the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave
With a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.

Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is
Being played backward!

Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return
With him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music
Has changed.
This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the
Previous piece, it is being played backward.
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.

When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing,
Again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being
Played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th,
Then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously,
"He's decomposing!"

Laugh Each Day,
Lady Nightshayde

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2.: Astrology Thursday - New Moon

Posted by: "LadyHawk" ladyhawk_jax@yahoo.com ladyhawk_jax

Thu Oct 7, 2010 3:10 am (PDT)

The New Moon is Oct 7 at 2:44 pm and the Moon is in Libra. As Libra searches for harmony and balance, the Moon's time in this sign imparts a strong sensitivity and attraction for others. Libra also a good time for partnerships and relationships.

Libra is ruled by the planet Venus and this manifests a friendly and tolerant nature and a desire and appreciation for beauty. The Libra keynote is "I Balance" as in yin/yang, you/me, light/dark.

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3a.: Re: Who is Sam Hain?

Posted by: "Raven )O(" reenehopkins@yahoo.com reenehopkins

Thu Oct 7, 2010 6:01 am (PDT)

This is cute!

Blessed Be
Raven

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